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The end of divorce.

I have been notified by the brewer of the Gulden Draak, Brouwerij Van Steenberge in Ertvelde - Flanders, that recent tests have showed that humankind can be saved from divorce. This is bad news for divorce lawyers, but extremely good news for the brewer. Yes, there is no reason to divorce your significant other. Peace and love can be restored within 15 minutes.

Before the Gulden Draak

When you start arguing with your spouse, all you have to do is, stop the fight for the moment, go to the cooler and take out two bottles of Gulden Draak. Open the bottles together and pour the bottles in the appropriate tulip glass. Touch the glasses, sit down and each of you drink, savor, and enjoy the Gulden Draak.

In less than 15 minutes, you’ll find out that there is no reason to fight, that, in fact, you can’t remember why the fight started. Love will come back to you, and your relationship will be restored. Procedure to be repeated as soon as needed.

After the Gulden Draak

Imagine the huge amounts of money saved. by the Gulden Draak. Two bottles of Gulden Draak cost far less than 5 minutes of time with a divorce lawyer. Imagine the decline in work load for the overworked judges. Imagine the happiness of your children, finding their parents in each others arms making love (or at least talking about love). The well being of the children saved by a beer. Again! Not any one beer, but the one and only Gulden Draak dark Triple Ale
Conclusion: all couples living together MUST have at least 2 bottles of Gulden Draak in their cooler at any time. And they will live in love happily ever after.

More research is needed before we can come to final conclusions. We invite every couple in the USA to try the “Gulden Draak marriage savor system”. Please mail us your comments and experiences. Your name will never be disclosed to anybody.
Newsletter May 1999